Dear AT-T,
If you think I'm a royal idiot, think again.
Do you not think I know what keeping me on hold with your 'Tech' (BWA HA HA HA) Support means? It means you morons have no clue what the damn problem is and you're hoping the god-awful musical selection will chase me away so you don't have to think further than your elementary point-n-click job that your intellectually challenged phone operators have been brainwashed in under the thin guise of 'training'. I suppose the minute they have to actually type something in must send them into a panic.
I know what you're doing, I've worked in telemarketing, so I've seen the same dumb tricks pulled by the same stupid people.
And I wouldn't be surprised if the people working the phones were former coworkers.
Actually, I know one person who does work for you. Hiring her proves that you people have less that two braincells to rub together.
I get a bigger spark from a tic-tac.
Tel whoever hit the wrong switch on the control panel (you know, the thing with all the colorful buttons) to fix it, or I will be there bright and early Monday morning with a group of Hatian voodoo priest all ready to use each and every employee in a new ritual... or sacrifice.
Starting with the idiot who hit the wrong button.
Have a nice day.
