"I was better off procrastinating"
04 / 02 / 05
evil
So I finally did more than let the opening sequence play for DMC3. I got to mission 4, and did the secret mission in 3.
I am not happy.
The only thing this game did right was Vergil's design. Plot, I am beyond pissed at. Dante, looked better in 1 and 2. And the girl this time is butt ass crack lickin' UGLY.
Anyone, and I mean ANYONE*, who ever dares complains to me about how Lucia looked will get my foot implanted so far up their ass they'll get to lick my toes.
And Dante, don't get me started. People complained about his lack of attitude in DMC2? Well to me, DMC3 is over the top and running down the one-way street of obnoxious. Plus, Capcom seems to try too hard to make parts funny. I was better with the unintentional humour in DMC1 with the cheesy lines than this.
Gameplay: difficult. And I mean that, verily. On easy, this makes 1 and (especially) 2 look like a walk in the park. It's ridiculous. And I don't like how very weak the guns are when you start out. Sheesh, not all of us want to sit here forever trying to play this thing, okay?
I'm going to give it another chance, obviously. I'm too stubborn for my own good, but first impressions? I'm not a happy camper, and I don't like the big effin plothole between 1 and 3 that calls for bastardising Vergil. And yes, I know about Nelo Angel, but remember, even there he was an honourable figher, if you'll recall.
* (obviously that threat refers to the male dominant morons I deal with whenever I go into GameCrazy. Actually, most of this post can be deciated to them.
- signed, a DMC2 fan.
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