locuran

"For the record"
03 / 18 / 04

irate

Just to clear up something, the piss story as we've called it from my last post is a bunch of shit. Yes, he claims that's how it got stolen, but I ask you, if that were the case, then why does the man still have house keys, if he left the keys in the ignition? Yes, I know some people carry them on separate rings. He wasn't one of those people. When mom called him on that point, he says rather glibly that his car keys were easily detachable.

And I'm Annie, queen of Scots, with a prime deal on the state of Texas just for you.

I mean, really. You left the keys in the ignition while you were taking a piss? And told mom he'd parked the car before he got out. You can think enough to park, but not to take the keys out?

Bullshit.

Now what probably happened is he traded it in for a couple of rocks, or else for money to get drugs. Nevermind that he was the one getting the most usage out of the car.

Before anyone questions my mother's sanity, understand that for the past week, she's been extremely sick, and it looked as though she would go into the hospital at one point. Hell, she still might after all this. So she wasn't in the greatest shape to even prevent this.

Though I can't help but think that we've been telling her about the guy before, but now isn't the time for "I told you so." I just want to see she doesn't end up in the hospital just yet.

Mom doesn't want me to kill him, though my therapist said she could probably get me off by pleading my case for my mental disability.

Needless to say, my therapist doesn't like him, either.

I don't know which is worse: the fact that he lost the car at all, or that he thinks the three of us are that collectively stupid as to believe the story.

Maybe I won't get to kill him, but there's a guy in the complex who would probably be glad to kick his ass for $10. I think I'll go talk to him tomorrow.

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