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(10:34 pm PT) - Random family snippet
[link] - (amused)

(Mom sees me me grabbing Pepsi)

Mom: I'll take some of that.
Me: ::jokes:: No you won't.
Mom: Oh yes I will! We'll fight to the death! ::pauses:: Or just to the hurt!
Me: We'll fight to the hurt?
Mom: Damn right!

Pepsi is a precious commodity in this house, seriously.

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(9:32 am PT) - Because I would be remiss not to post it...
[link] - (amused)

So after going through my flist and seeing Moonchan's dungeon, of course I made like a sheep and went to my own dungeon. Now if you finish/get killed, it gives you abrief summary of the things you pilfered and monsters you killed, but that's not the whole story. So allow my to post the best room and demon I came across while adventuring...

You are walking through a damp corridor. You hear the sound of global boob domination in the distance.

Ukefied the arch-demon guards the eastern exit (89HP).

You zap Ukefied with the Wand of Boy Love Games. A ray of darkness strikes them, and they slump to the floor.

Ukefied was carrying 36 gold pieces.

Mina, no, I didn't make that up. I don't think I could have made that up. Obviously our boobs fates are simply cosmically joined. ::cough::

Oh yes, one more quick tidbit.

You read the scroll marked 'MOON CHAN'. You hear the sound of creative tolerance in the distance.

And I have an armour of miracleshining. Probably the best kind to have. /^^\

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(1:51 pm PT) - wikipedia makes me laugh
[link] - (amused)

Sometimes, for the hell of it, I'll look up something I think I already know on Wikipedia. Today I typed in emoticons, and had a nice laugh and possible signiture candidate.

(>^(>O_o)> sexual intercourse, normally used to depict rape and/or anal sex (extensible)

Because if anal sex ever needed an emoticon, it would have to be that one.

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(4:54 am PT) - insomnia and the hole in my head
[link] - (amused)

It is never, ever, ever a good idea to so fic hunting late at night as a means to deal with insomnia. Because believe me, when you find something hilarious at 4:50 in the morning, it's terribly hard not to wake everyone up by laughing.

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(11:27 pm PT) - Best damn laugh all holiday
[link] - (amused)

You know how it is, when lyrics are misheard and sung anyway? My grandfather was a victim of this, when he sang a hymn reading "near of my god" as "Nero my god." Well, snopes has collected what they call "mondegreens" for holiday carols, and it's got to be the funniest thing I can share this holiday. So please, have a holiday laugh with me.

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(11:38 pm PT) - The Return of the Return of the Egregiously Erroneous Information Thread
[link] - (amused)

To my beloved and fellow masochists NaNo-ers. And anyone else who just wants a chuckle.

About two years ago, someone on the forums started the Egregiously Erroneous Information Thread. Basically, questions are answered in the most incorrect and amusing ways possible. It's been taken up again, and is about sixty-nine (snerk) pages long, so there's sure to be something to make you laugh.

Behold, The Return of the Return of the Egregiously Erroneous Information Thread

NaNo procrastination at its finest.

Addendum: And in case the cat owners and lovers who read this don't visit the thread, this one's copied especially for you.

"Why do cats always seem to be smiling?"

"Because they know the time of your death, and are preparing to savage the pantry."

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(3:24 pm PT) - Yes, humour is what I need
[link] - (amused)

For your amusement:

unintentionally funny domain names from snopes.com

spammy

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(10:20 am PT) - If today is your birthday: astrology malarky for everybody
[link] - (amused)

You know those "if today is your birthday" segments you see in the paper horoscopes? Well here's a few I found online for myself. Come share the malarky with me.

[forgot] Birthday Horoscopes for 08/18
The August 18th person can be very pensive and curious about everything around them. They can fit into almost any situation. They have an unparalleled amount of patients. (which will be a central theme as we enter the Leo/Virgo cusp tomorrow) If you refer to this person as a type of material it would be Teflon.

No, I didn't make that error with "patients". That's how I copied it directly from the site. So I have a lot of patients, and I don't even have a medical degree. Whee.

iafrica.com: If today is your birthday...
Your fortunes for your upcoming birthday year appear to be very promising and you are destined to attain notable personal and worldly achievements. The important thing is to concentrate on practical and achievable aims at all times.

Can we get any more vague with this one? And shouldn't I concentrate on practical and achievable aims anyway, as in--duh--common sense?

Vogue:
So there you are, observing a situation that you're pretty darn familiar with, and suddenly you begin to realize that it's a little different than you thought. And whether it's because you no longer feel quite the same way about it that you once did, or that a person who was never going to change has actually done something uncharacteristic or??? What do you do, dear?

The fact that this is from Vogue completely irradicates any credibility in an already shaky medium. Enough said.

Washington Post: TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (August 18). Your total commitment is what makes success happen for you this year. When you give yourself to a person or project, you do so with great conviction. There is no room for doubt, and therefore, no room for failure. October is a big money month. Business excels in November, too. Some marry in May. Gemini and Libra connect easily with you. Your lucky numbers are: 20, 5, 3, 11 and 53.

I'd like to tell this person, "There's plenty of room for doubt, and double so for failure."

Honestly, I love going over stuff like this, because it's all bull in the end.

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(1:33 am PT) - Not your mama's teddy bear
[link] - (amused / sleepy)

Gloomy Bear. ... why did I not know about this before? I know a few kids, and adults, I'd like to give to this guy.

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(8:51 pm PT) - It's the slogan that sold me
[link] - (amused)

Just caught this on the ANN feed. BL Body Wash. Their slogan, "Keeping clean with a dirty mind."

Should I be ashamed to admit I'm probably going to wind up getting a bottle of Lin next month? ... nah.

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(1:06 pm PT) - Naked Raidon
[link] - (amused)

M-unit just watched the Naked Raidon clip on X-play with me. She cracked up. I'm so glad she's not a prude.

Mina, got the links. Thanks, luv! I'll start getting them soon. The DVD is due in April, actually. Least from RightStuf. I have it on preorder, but I'm impatient, yanno.

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(8:04 pm PT) - I know porn when I see it
[link] - (amused)

Those pret scenes in Pretear are just soft core porn. Nobody can convince me otherwise.

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(9:37 am PT) - Common sense died a tragic death
[link] - (amused)

Someone on MediaMiner, who shall remain nameless, has in her fic summaries the following:

"Don't read if you are not planning on reviewing."

I kid you not. This is there in black. What makes this so laughable is the fact that neither fic I've seen with this tag has any reviews.

I myself would read out of spite, except the summaries simply don't interest me in the least.

Unless one if going to lock a page and use passwords, I want to know how this individual thinks a mere notice is really going to stop someone from reading, then leaving without posting a review? If this person truly wants their readers to leave their comments as "payment" for reading, MM.org is the lst place they should have posted their work.

This deserves a snarky icon, for the absolute ludicrous of the mentality behind such a statement.

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(2:05 am PT) - when good sex scenes go bad...
[link] - (amused)

For future reference, the term "velvety shaft" is not to be used in a sex scene unless the intent is to make me fall out my chair laughing.

That is all.

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(10:05 am PT) - My seme-ness is on the line.
[link] - (amused)

I must post, to guard my dominatrix position. Mina has a poll here, to which she asks who would be on bottom between she, Ko-chan and myself. I know I have perverts friends who read this, so I'm campaigning for your votes. (How apropos, given it's an election year.)

If you know me, and you know how I feel a whip is really a girl's best friend, then go and vote Mina as the bottom. (Because Ko-chan would probably help me in finding the right tools, anyway.)

Or if you're not sure, fall back on tradition; go for the height rule.

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(7:01 am PT) - The morning walk: idle rambling
[link] - (amused)

So I upped the walk to six minutes today. Would have done it yesterday, but I wanted four days at 5.30 first. I think I'll stay at 6 for a week. We'll have to see. I don't mind being patient, it's better than doing too much and quitting.

I always try to walk between 8 and 9 in the morning on weekdays. This is because I need something to distract me while I walk, and MacGyver comes on Spike TV during that time. I now know, MacGyver's great power wasn't his outstanding mechanical ingenuity, but being able to find exactly what he needed at just the right time. Now that's amazing.

Going to finish the morning routine now. A walk, the teeth, and the face. Then to figure out what the hell I need to do online.

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(9:57 am PT) - From broad spectrum to home affairs
[link] - (amused)

Moving right back to the world of the inane...

I forgot to mention that, for Mother's Day, my sister got mom a wooden cat figure. I looked at mom, she looked at me, and we both immediately dubbed it, "the wooden pussy."

Some of you may be familiar with the other cat figure she has, which is furry and really looks like a sleeping cat. That one was named the petrified pussy. So now it has company.

Let the strange conversations begin.

Me: So, a wooden pussy. Going to polish it?
Mom: Probably. All wooden pussies need to be polished. Reminds me, I need to dust off the petrified pussy.
Me: You let it get dusty? For shame.
Mom: It's not that dusty, I keep the petrified pussy under glass in the cabinent.
Me: So where are you going to put the wooden pussy?
Mom: Oh, that one can stay out.

I can only imagine what the search engines and filters are going to do with that one.

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(1:24 am PT) - Oh, the kyoote!
[link] - (amused)

Come, everyone, and join me to share in the sheer wholesome kyoote-ness that is the Happy Tree Friends ^‡

‡ Now if you really believe it's just wholesome cuteness, you people obviously don't know me very well. You've been warned.

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(1:57 pm PT) - Needed humour
[link] - (amused)

I need a laugh so bad I'm tempted to kill [him] for one. However, I was saved by a post from the BSGslash ml.

(If you have a problem with homosexuality, bible oriented jokes, or just don't have a sense of humour, please stop now.)

I'm going to hell, I'm sure, depending on what religious standards my soul is weighed against. But that's okay, as long as I don't drag anyone else with me. Of course, there may be a lot of you that's just walking next to me for the heck of it. I'll see you when we get there, yah?

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(6:16 pm PT) - Heh heh heh...
[link] - (amused)

The results of the marriage poll so far...

I wonder if they're still going to turn their findings over to the government like they threatened said? The mother-unit says they probably won't. I say they claim the pollbox was stuffed and toss the whole she-bang out.

All those who voted and pass the word, I love you.

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(5:02 pm PT) - Thank you.
[link] - (amused)

Just a quick thank you to all the snarky people I know who make life fun by insulting it as we snark each other as well.

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(12:18 am PT) - Oh, the stupidity
[link] - (amused)

So I'm trying to write a Slayers fic for a lyric wheel. Problem is, I haven't written for that fandom in awhile, the fic itself is rather boring, I'm constantly getting distracted... you name it. I'm just having a hard time writing it. But that's not why I'm posting.

One of my favourite Slayers resource site has always been Slayers Universe. It's more or less abandoned and lacking in anything past NEXT far as ep guides go, but it's still very useful for the odd fact one may have forgotten over time.

So, I'm revisting the place, and I get back to this one page...

Anyone familiar with the series knows that one of the key focal points is magic. By magic we mean that as created in the series itself, versus any actual magic as defined in the real world. In short, it's total fiction. I don't think anyone's going to sling a dragon slave around any one of these days. (And if they could, aim for the white house, plskthx.)

So, knowing it's fiction, I am forced many years later to yet again ask the eternally burning question...

How stupid can people be?

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(11:53 pm PT) - Old Friends
[link] - (amused)

I heartily suggest than any anime you own that you haven't looked at for some time, go enjoy it again. It's like a reunion with an old friend.

For me, that's Slayers at the moment. I forgot how funny it was.

Domino, sorry I missed you, I'll try to catch you this evening.

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(7:45 pm PT) - Hmm
[link] - (amused)

I actually wanted to:

1: be social, make sure buddy bloggers are holding up okay.
2: write something somewhat deep and meaningful.

But I can't. Mina sullied my innocence by linking to Fandom Wank. Now I get to see stupidity in droves, whereas before I was dealing with it on only MLs or a one-on-one basis.

And by jove, this is stupid

I have to laugh doubly hard, because I'm not remotely attracted to the fandom, the movies, or the books.

When seeing one picture ruins the whole experience, that's a pretty good sign that one is taking things WAY to seriously.

'scuse me whilst I go see what more wank is to be had for today.

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(11:47 pm PT) - The new Windows
[link] - (amused)

(link blatantly stolen inconspicuously borrowed from Mina)

The next version of Windows

Actually, that's pretty much what XP does now...

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(1:51 pm PT) - Once more, an idiot visits
[link] - (amused)

Look look everyone! I got another one! Feast your eyes on the shiny new idiot I just got today!

Wow, isn't it a beauty? I mean, forget the fact that the original entry is over a month old, (must mean it's from the moronic sloth family), but it completely ignored this disclaimer, just like that other old, dusty idiot I had.

I suppose it was about time I got a new one, yes.

Let's get something straight, Lee. I never claimed to have morals. See, the idea of morality in this country stems from a group of people who came over from Europe, stole the land from the indigenous people, (sometimes outright killing them), then stole my ancestors from their land and brought them over here to work on it.

So get off your high horse for a moment and think about the history of all the white males in office. You think how many of them are descendants of those good ol' slave owners back in the day, or better, those "pioneers" that went through the land, taking it from the Native Americans.

Oh yes, and on the off chance that you yourself are from a minority group, then you have no right to impose your opinion upon me. And that's exactly what you're doing. See, I didn't hold a gun to your head and make you come here. You chose to, either through google or some other means. You chose to read. You.

Let's get into that, shall we? You chose to read, because you had the freedom to do so. Such a lovely word that is, don't you think?

Well, people would like the freedom to be who they want to be with, regardless of what society says. If it actually happens to be a sin, (which I'd like to point out at this time is not proven just because a book written by human males claims so), then I'm sure they are willing to take the risk and deal with it after they've shuffled off this mortal coil.

Unfortunately, Lee, we have such fine and upstanding citizens like yourself who seem to already know what's best for everyone. So you, and those like you, come along (after the land's already been molested by this country's so called forefathers), and try to force your beliefs upon others, supposedly for their own good. This, regardless of the fact that they may not actually be harming another or interfering with their own personal liberties. And I'm not just talking about in this country, oh no. People with your vision with to impose your views upon the entire world as we know it. (Because that's part of what that noble war is about, isn't it, Lee?)

So tell me, where's the freedom there?

Or is it as I've known all along? Subjective to the ruling class with the funds to shape it as they see fit, letting in only those upstanding citizens as yourself who follow blindly along like sheep behind the shepherd?

Please do be careful then, Lee, as you never know why that shepherd is bending over those sheep.

And I hear sheep push back better when you fuck them near the edge of a cliff.

Now, if everyone else will excuse me, I'm going to go show my family this brand spanking new idiot.

Remember, it's okay to have an opinion. Just watch where you have it at.

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(8:29 pm PT) - Some days
[link] - (amused)

Some days I think I'm lonely.

I feel the need for affirmation. That my ups and downs are meaningless without the validation of a companion to support and comfort me.

I feel I shouldn't be so selfish wth my time. I have so much to give, I should be sharing what I can to help enrich the life of another.

I think I desire the words and warmth of one who will stay by my side, and I by there's, through the time we spend on this planet.

...

But then I realise I'm just horny, grab some hentai yaoi, and get over it real quick.

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(12:55 pm PT) - Oooh, fun
[link] - (amused)

Found this little nugget while looking for something tee totally different. For those of you who can't (or like me, too lazy to) draw, yet want an idea of what your character could look like, try the Hero Machine. You can create (a limited) character from the generator. Although in order to save the image, you'll have to do a screen cap/catch.

http://www.ugo.com/channels/freestyle/heroMachine/heromachine.asp

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(8:53 pm PT) - I would have his children
[link] - (amused)

He's not a bish. He's much older than I. He's hardly my type as I physically envisioned. But if I were given a once in a lifetime chance, I'd bear Robin Williams kids.

I love a man that can make me laugh myself right out of a depression.

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(1:26 pm PT) - Sicko alert
[link] - (amused)

For those of you feeling stress, we present the ultimate in cheap laughs.

Today, I'm taking all the games and anime I can think of off the time of my head and replacing one word with something else. Yes, you've seen it done, yet it never ceases to draw that cheap chuckle, even when we try not to.

Today's replacement word is:
Buttmunch.

Here is Buttmunch
Key: The Metal Buttmunch
Buttmunch 1/2
Descendants of Buttmunch
Devil May Buttmunch
Harvest Moon: Save the Buttmunch
Final Fantasy Buttmunch
Please Buttmunch My Earth
Record of Buttmunch War
.hack/BUTTMUNCH
Legend of Zelda: The Buttmunch Waker
Castlevainia: Symphony of the Buttmunch
Illusion of Buttmunch
ButtmunchBall Z

There's loads more, but that should suffice.

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(9:31 pm PT) - So I'm late...
[link] - (amused)

Because of the problems I had going on yesterday, I was late with my search engine hits. Blegh. Anyway, todays list of weordos hitting my site through unconventional search phrases, along with ynecessary commentary by yours truly:

hentai bittorrents (apparently my reputation preceeds me)
"her glasses" sexy blind (feel free to figure this one out, because I can't)
dante sparda characters (Better than Trish I guess)
reason for applying to a job (if you need a reason, you don't need to apply)
"she is blind " OR "she's blind " glasses OR contacts (I can see very well, thankyou)
Adult Swim bitTorrents (Just watching Cartoon network would be easier...)
wolf's rain yaoi (coming... eventually. Well, shounenai, since I don't do wolf butt-sex)
Dante Sparda's voice in dmc 2 (As Dante said, whatever...)
haiti carnal 2003 picture (just out of curiosity, isn't haiti and carnal redundant?)
picture of sparda's sword (I'd like to have that t... oh, you mean the other sword, don't you?)
Jecht fanfiction (with apologies to Jecht fans... Be gone spawnbitch of Satan! You'll not find such demented and twisted creatures here!)
dante hentai (This search had better have had a -Trish somewhere in the syntax)
leather bitch (Yes, please.)

Now, on a final, unrelated note, does anyone feel like spanking my monkey?

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(8:30 am PT) - The day looks a little better when you can smile and chuckle...
[link] - (amused)

Woke up this morning and have two extremely needed comments waiting for me...

Mirchan - Thanks. Really, I do myself in going to places like ffn and expecting people to be ::gasp:: civil. Since I didn't wake up achy today, tonight looks good.

Mina - Trust me, if I could, I'd gladly give you half--well, maybe a third. I still want actual cleavage. But I didn't mean to take it. Genetics stole yours, and I think someone elses, and boom, I got two small planets.

I take that back, I know where yours went. There's this girl I know personally who's a 36 G...

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(10:34 pm PT) - A quickie
[link] - (amused)

http://www.science.uva.nl/~robbert/zappa/quote/phrases

Frank Zappa quotes. Enjoy.

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(5:18 pm PT) - That time again...
[link] - (amused)

Mirchan - I'm still going back and forth between comp and bed. Everyone keeps saying I should stay in bed. I'd like to see them try it with a million and one thoughts floating in their heads. Hopefully will be able to sit up either tonight or tomorrow.

Domino - "Ditto" /^^\

A quickie, without a mental condom...

Time to see the strange ways people find this place. I decided to list everything I had in my last 20 from eXTReMe tracking, cutting out the duplicates. So we have (with unnecessary comments by yours truly)...

1. "aeon flux" streamload (Sorry, don't have it)
   
2. Hentai bittorrents (If you find yaoi hentai, let me know...)
   
3. bittorrents (What about it?)
   
4. Fanfiction Trish Dante (Should be burned at the stake, unless extremely well written and no sex)
   
5. Bittorrents sites (Try http://www.animesuki.com)
   
6. Dante loves Lucia? (I don't know, but I'd rather see them together than him and Trish)
   
7. WOLF Hige Doctor (That'd be an interesting pairing, but no, not here.)
   
8. lucia and dante sex (With or without sharp objects? Still better than Dante & Trish sex, though)
   
9. Dante's swords (He keeps it in his pa... oh, you mean those swords...)

It's very funny that, just by mentioning a few choice words, you get such a varied response. Obviously this is Google's fault.

Wonder what will happen if I mention mud-slinging zombie goat sex...

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(5:19 pm PT) - Damn, can't sell the wenches online
[link] - (amused)

In reviewing Paypal's Acceptable Use Policy, I came across this little gem.

"You may not use PayPal to sell humans, the human body, or any human body parts."

Can't sell humans? Well damn, there goes my online slavery ring.

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(7:19 pm PT) - Ho hum...
[link] - (amused)

I have an idea for an original story, but then I realized it's not that original, premise wise. Not sure what to do with it, whether to even bother writing it or not... blah blah blah...

Other than that, nothing really going on worth talking about. Everyone has those days where you wonder if things will ever straighten out. Eventually, yes (I mean, one of these days we'll die anyway. Can't get more straight than that). So while I'm frustrated, there's no point in really rehashing/whining about it at this point. It's pretty minor... well, money trouble is never minor, but there's nothing to be done about it at this point.

Serenity. Patiences. Courage. Wisdom.

That, and the best laid plans can get royally fucked by a twelve foot dildo.

To those who actually had an opinion regarding the layout, thank you. It stays. I guess it's comfortable to you too, huh?

Now, to all you people wanting a brownie...



Courtesy of http://www.joyofbaking.com. Enjoy.

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(7:01 pm PT) - Just so you know...
[link] - (amused)

All you people wanting a brownie are going to be severely disappointed.

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(11:45 pm PT) - These things are too much fun
[link] - (amused)

Weirdest search engine hit for this week,
"korin is simply one of those types of people you can't not like"

I don't know who korin is, but remind me not to like them if I ever see them, just for principle's sake.

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(5:55 pm PT) - For your amusement...
[link] - (amused)

Weirdest search phrase used to hit my place for the week:
"sister helps me crossdress"

Hey buddy, I don't know who you are, but if I'm going to crossdress, I'm old enough to do it all by my self.

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(11:42 pm PT) - I swear I should rip it out.
[link] - (amused)

Certain parts of my anatomy that shall not be named are kicking the living hell out of other parts, mainly my ass. Mainly laid out all day, typing in a 180 angle (wireless keyboard lets you do that).

Just a quickie really. Anyone else thinks this pic explains a lot?

Presidency for dummies

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(10:45 am PT) - Oh yes, to note
[link] - (amused)

In case any other morons decide they wish to comment, let's remember:

Personal blournals are not a democracy

That being said, I am a dictator here. I make no apologies for it. I don't like something, guess what? I delete it. You've been warned.

It's obvious at this point I'm not talking to people I know or link to, either here or at LJ. The purpose for this place is stated here. Note the part about leaving. Frankly, if I want your opinion, I'll go read your blournal, now, won't I?

Oh sure, you can have an opinion, doesn't mean I have to listen to it. I won't deny your right, you don't shove it down my throat. By coming here, you must have wanted to read my opinion in the first place. So, establishing the fact that I'm not forcing anyone to come here, and that one is free to leave at any time, really, there's nothing left to argue.

Putting your opinion in my "home" is like adding a piece of furniture. Since it's my home, I can toss it out as I see fit.

Got it? Good. Don't got it? I know a place you can go, nice and warm and toasty. In fact, you probably work there, and Satan's calling you.

Have a nice day.

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(8:07 pm PT) - And the winner of most effeminate uke award goes to...
[link] - (amused)

Mizuki of Level - C. Fates, I thought Jun'ya from Boku no Sexual Harassment was bad, but at least he looks and sounds like a guy. If Miizuki were any more effeminate, he'd just be a girl.

Basically, Level - C is the true meaning of what the yaoi acronym really means. There's a plot, but it's so weak it might as well not be there at all. Not that I personally have a problem with that. I expected porn and that's pretty much what I got, except... the male genetailia is not drawn. You get the ever popular hints with how certain 'liquids' flow, but you don't see it, even when Kazuomi is grabbing it. /¬.¬; C'mon, give me a break. If you're going to go as far as they did with this, you might as well draw all of it.

If you like plot, more manly men, and proper drawings of anatomy with your yaoi, skip it. If you can live without the above mentioned options, then by all means, go ahead and try it.

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(8:26 pm PT) - Tonight's dinner entertainment...
[link] - (amused)

Dinner
Entree: Chicken curry

Sides: Steamed rice, Eggroll

Eating utensil: chopsticks

Spice level: slow burn

Heat factor: scorching

Humour factor: mild chuckle

Tearing up due to spices: none

Mastery of foreign eating utensil: adequate

Lessons learned: Do not attenpt hot eggroll with chopsticks, and remember that just because the spice doesn't instantly burn does not mean it won't a few minutes after you've begun.

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