FFX Yaoi
Biseinen Groping Game

Everyone who's ever wandered on the great chaos known as fanfiction should have, at some point, come across a 'drinking game'. By the time you're through, then you're so wasted you think you're in the anime/game/etc you were watching to get drunk in the first place.

All well and good, but... I always find myself in left field. Besides that, I hate hangovers. So here's my variation. All you need to play is to grab a bish, (double points if you can a real life one) and you're good to go. Better yet, get a seme bish to grab an uke one while you take pictures. /~_^\

Have a reason for groping/glomping a bish? There's a convenient form at the bottom you can use to add your own glomp.

Now, got your bish? Good. Just follow along and you'll have nicely groped (in some cased, screwed) bish in no time...

NOTE While I have nothing against het, please remember this is a yaoi site. As of 2003-27-03, I just erased a bunch of what I felt were inappropriate entries, most of which related to Auron and Rikku in some fashion. While I've added this page for fun, I must point out neither this, or the site as a whole, is a democracy, and therefore the content can and will change without prior notice. Thank you.

 

Glomp bish if/when...
Kimarhi purrs
Auron takes his arm out of the sleeve.
smile
Tidus gets really close to Wakka
Young Auron follows Braska around like a lost puppy
Jecht shows a sensitive side
bishie strips!
Gatta follows Luzzu around like a love-sick puppy
Auron looks longingly at a statue of Braska
Tidus wanders over to Wakka
Rin seems very keen on Tidus learning Al Bhed
Tidus does something rash

Goose bish if/when...
Rin tackles Tidus during a Blitzball match
Auron talks about Braska
Tidus has haste on (he bounces so much...)
Any male character uses Guard to protect another male
Any male character shies away from any female character

Jump bish if/when...
Wakka blushes
Braska thanks Auron for caring so much for him. {So sweet. *sob}
Auron talks to Tidus alone (double for personally involved conversation)
Tidus finally learns Al Bhed, and Rin seems *very* happy about it

Get bish to nearest orgy if/when...
Tidus enjoys Seymore enough to ignore Auron!!!
Wakka grabs Tidus in a headlock
Jecht and Auron start 'fighting' and Braska intervenes
Seymour falls on his back
Wakka has haste on (watch those hips move...)
Seymour falls on his back (he fell *so* gracefully)
Tidus has haste on and is low on hit points (look at that *really* good)
any male character makes physical contact with another male

Spank bish if/when...
Tidus kisses Yuna! YUCK!
they start googling after a girl...How disgusting.
he's bad
Wakka ignores Tidus way too much
Jecht calls Auron a stiff ('stick' if you're playing the Jap version XD )
Jecht starts to pick on Braska ^^;;
Wakka seems to mourn his brother a little too much. O.o

 

Like to add something? It's easy. Choose the glomping action, then type in a reason why. Submit, and done!

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